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♪ ♪

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              ♪ ♪

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              ♪ ♪

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         ♪ We wish you
      a Merry Christmas ♪

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     ♪ We wish you a Merry
          Christmas ♪

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         ♪ We wish you
      a Merry Christmas ♪

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    ♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

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         ♪ We all know
     that Santa's coming ♪

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   ♪ We all know that Santa's
            coming ♪

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         ♪ We all know
     that Santa's coming ♪

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   ♪ And soon will be here ♪

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              ♪ ♪

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    ♪ Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin ♪

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 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪

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    ♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

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    ♪ Good tidings we bring
     to you and your kin ♪

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 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪

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    ♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

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                (slapping sound)

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    (laughing)

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    (camera shutter clicks)

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    (camera shutter clicks)

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         ♪ We wish you
      a Merry Christmas ♪

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     ♪ We wish you a Merry
          Christmas ♪

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         ♪ We wish you
      a Merry Christmas ♪

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♪ And a Happy New Year... ♪

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           You know, I'm so glad

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       we didn't rush over there
             on an early flight.

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   This way we get to spend a...

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a traditional Christmas Eve Day
    supper in our own home.

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         Yeah, who wants to rush
           off to Hawaii anyway?

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            Brandon,
   are you making fun of me?

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                No, Mom, I would
                  never do that.

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            As a matter of fact,

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      this is the best Christmas
luau you've ever whipped up.

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     I'm especially fond of your
 cranberry and poi chutney. Mmm!

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      Brandon's on a roll.

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BRENDA:
Well, I happen
to agree with Mom.

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I'm glad that we decided
to take the later flight.

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This way we all got to sleep in.

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    Anything to avoid the flight
       over the ocean, huh, sis?

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                          CINDY:
                         Brenda?

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       You're not anxious
     about flying, are you?

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    No, not really.

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Mom, would you pass me the
         sweet potatoes, please?

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Sure, honey,

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 but, first, I would just like
to take a moment to give thanks

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                     and say how
                  blessed I feel

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to be spending another
Christmas with the people

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   I love most in the world.

51
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             Amen.

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  Sure beats the first Christmas
          we had here, huh, Mom?

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CINDY:
What are you
talking about?

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      Our first Christmas
   in California was lovely.

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Talk about a selective memory.

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Really, Mom,

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 have you completely forgotten
    what happened that year?

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          <i> It was like</i>
    <i> a hundred degrees out,</i>

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     <i> we were in the middle</i>
         <i> of a drought,</i>

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    <i> and you were incredibly</i>
          <i> homesick.</i>
    Let me see, let me see.

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            BRANDON:
 <i> And you were none too pleased</i>

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   <i> with the pathetic-looking</i>
        <i> Christmas tree</i>

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<i> that Dad and I brought home.</i>

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             Jim...

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what-what happened to the tree?

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   I mean, it's-it's-it's...

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    I think the word you're
  looking for is "dead," Mom.

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Oh, it's not
really dead.

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It's-it's just...
kind of wilted.

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   Oh, yes, it's... starting
      to come back to me.

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  Do you remember Santa Claus?

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  Oh, who could forget Santa?

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       Where did you ever
     find that guy anyway?

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       Hey, he found me.

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    Remember, I was working

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<i> at that trendy boutique</i>
         <i> on Robertson</i>

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    <i> with that creep Deidre,</i>
      <i> who kicked him out</i>

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          <i> even though</i>
   <i> he wasn't hurting anyone.</i>

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           Very funny. Would you
           mind leaving, please?

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Aren't you in need
of some Christmas cheer?

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              All I'm in need of
             is a security guard

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           to keep nutcases like
                you out of here.

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       <i> And then the cops</i>
<i> started hassling him.</i>

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      I don't have any ID.

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              Where do you live?
          North Pole.

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                Smart. You got a
             place to live, pal?

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What's going on here?

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           Don't worry about it.

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I know this guy.

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            You do?

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Yeah, he's-he's
Santa Claus.

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 <i> And one thing led to another.</i>

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        Merry Christmas.
                        Merry...

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                      Christmas.
        Merry Christmas.

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Jim Walsh.

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        Saint Nick.

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              Saint Nick?

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     Brenda, you can't just
     bring some strange guy

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off the street home for dinner.

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            Why not?

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     Look, it is Christmas,
     and he is Santa Claus.

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Well, who knows who's lurking
under that beard?

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      My instincts tell me
      that he's harmless.

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     Oh, that makes me feel
         a lot better.

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   Well, fortunately for us,

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  Santa Claus turned out to be
      a wonderful person.

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You know what I remember
      most about that guy?

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 The same thing we all remember
           the most.

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  You see, for over 40 years,

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   Mrs. Claus and I lived in
a big house high up on the hill.

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And she made the most wonderful
       Christmas dinner.

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       We had a big tree

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     with loads of presents
   for lots of little elves.

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     But the elves grew up,
      and they moved away.

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        And even though
   it was only she and Santa

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    left in this big house,

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she still made the most splendid
       Christmas dinners.

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        But last year...

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        Mrs. Claus died

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 and as far as I was concerned,
    Christmas died with her.

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    I wanted to pretend that
Christmas didn't exist anymore.

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 But I was beginning to believe

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 the only place Santa belonged
   in this town was in jail.

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        Until that girl

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    took in a lonely old man
          for dinner.

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        (doorbell rings)

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                    Hey, Mom, if
that's Santa Claus,

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tell him I can give him a great
 deal on some stuffed reindeer.

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                Oh, stop.
                            Hey.

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 So when is the airport shuttle
     coming to pick us up?

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      Plane doesn't leave
 for another four hours, honey.

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          Yo, ho, ho,
     and a Merry Christmas.

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              If it isn't Dylan.

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                   What are you,
          Santa's little helper?

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      Something like that.

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 Anyway, I bring you presents,
all of you.

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Merry Christmas.
           Oh, thank you, Dylan.

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And could you give this
to Iris when you get to Maui?

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        I'd be happy to.
    I can't wait to see her.

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So, where you gonna
spend the holidays, son?

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Ah, thanks, bro.

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              I'm going to Baja.

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       Baja, California.

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Favorite recreation spot
of Brenda Walsh.
         Oh, thank you.

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             Dylan, sit down and
                join us, please,

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         as we take another long
trip down memory lane.

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   Let's not and say we did.

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         There you go.

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  Merry Christmas, everybody.

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        I bid you adieu.

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       Have a great trip,
   and I will see you later.

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               Oh, won't you sit
           down and eat with us?

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          No, I can't,
  I got one more stop to make.

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    But you know what, Cin,
      do yourself a favor.

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when you get over there to Maui,
       it's so beautiful,

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 you're gonna sit there, you're
gonna look out over the volcano,

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  catch one of those sunrises,
   you know what I'm saying?

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            See ya.

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BRENDA:
Bye.

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      I didn't know Dylan
 was such a fool for Christmas.

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        Yeah, me either.

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   Now this one my mom bought

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    in this little tiny shop
    right outside of Carmel.

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It's the first one
for my collection.

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                      Uh-huh.

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Now these two...
                   (sighs)

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they're my favorites.

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They're from Belgium,
and I always hang them

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right at the top
of the tree

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                 so they can see
                the whole world.

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                 Dylan, what are
                 you doing here?

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I thought you'd be
in Baja by now?

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Well, you two are my last stop.

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Uh, don't look now,

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             but you're standing
            under the mistletoe.

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              Oh.

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Well, signed, sealed, delivered,
      I'm here, I'm yours.

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Go for it, Donna.

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           (chuckles)

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Ooh, Donna...

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Merry Christmas.

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Oh, thank you.

183
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And, Donna...

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Happy Birthday.

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                        Oh, you.

186
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    Yeah.

187
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    Mm. Mm.

188
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        Guy... uh, okay,
       that's good, guys.

189
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                        Hi.

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Hey, little lady,
don't you worry about it.

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I got a sack full of gifts
for you right here,

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and one for
your little sister.

193
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      Mm, that's so sweet.

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 Erin's out of town with Jackie
       until New Year's,

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    but I'll give it to her

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                      as soon as
she gets back.

197
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I'll be back
for New Year's Eve,

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so you don't make any plans.

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         I wouldn't think of it.

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     Hey, what's up, Dylan?

201
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         Mm. Silverado.

202
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              Brother, look like
             a man on a mission.

203
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Yeah, well, uh,

204
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        my dad's having
   some friends over tonight,

205
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  so this is what I'm wearing.

206
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Hey, you look
really nice.

207
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    Yeah, you do.

208
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DAVID:
Thanks.

209
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            Listen, I'll be back
              in a couple hours.

210
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Well, we'll be here.

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                     Great.

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Take care
of yourself.

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                   Take it easy.

214
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          What's wrong with him?

215
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Nothing, he's okay.

216
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It's just the whole
custody fight.

217
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,001
It's been kind
of brutal on him.

218
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,836
But, you know,
Kelly here could be

219
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   a big girl and bury the ax
        for one evening.

220
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Donna, if I go to Mel's,

221
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Jackie's going to think
that I'm on his side.

222
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            Kelly...

223
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It's a question of loyalty,
and I-I can't do it.

224
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But you could if you wanted to.

225
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        Help.

226
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                Hey, give credit
            where credit is due.

227
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                    Donna is the
             master manipulator.

228
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 Well, I wouldn't go that far.

229
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    Oh, I would.

230
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Sorry, guys,
you're on your own.

231
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                        Traitor.

232
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Well, ladies,
I hate to do it,

233
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but I'm gonna have to be saying
         adios for now,

234
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however, I'm under the mistletoe
          again, so...

235
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     (giggles, smacks lips)

236
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Ooh, what a shot, Kel.

237
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      Take it easy, Donna.

238
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                          DONNA:
                      Thank you.

239
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    Have fun.

240
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           But not too much fun.

241
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              Hey.

242
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Wow, since you two
got back together,

243
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he has been a completely
different person.

244
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  I mean, I've never seen him
   so upbeat and Christmasy.

245
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      Yeah, I don't know.

246
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 Professor Waigner says that a
 lot of people use the holidays

247
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:05,096
              to hide how lonely
they really are.

248
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,831
        God knows Dylan
    has enough bad memories

249
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,299
    about this time of year.

250
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,600
You know, Kel,

251
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,502
     and I don't mean this
         as criticism,

252
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,604
    those psychology classes
      you've been taking,

253
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,607
I think you've been taking them
    a little too seriously.

254
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:20,111
            (sighs):
      I hope you're right.

255
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,948
     ♪ You ignore the things
       that went wrong ♪

256
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:28,086
     ♪ Just for Christmas ♪

257
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,154
  ♪ When we get it wrong... ♪

258
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,141
Thanks for coming.

259
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,346
I never expected
to see you here.

260
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,183
                    Why?

261
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:02,020
Well, because I just
figured that, uh,

262
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,822
that you kind of hated me
right about now.

263
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,558
                          No.

264
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:13,331
   No, I don't hate you, Dad.

265
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,966
        But when I think
   about all the Christmases

266
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,834
         that I spent alone with
         the maid while you were

267
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,203
  off in the Bahamas or skiing

268
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:24,175
          or somewhere
with one of your girlfriends...

269
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,176
        (clicks tongue)

270
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,210
...I guess I finally wanted you

271
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,578
to know what it was like
          to be lonely

272
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,113
                   at Christmas.

273
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,650
     And then I remembered
       how much it hurt.

274
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:37,622
 As much as I wanted to, I just
   couldn't leave you hanging

275
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,423
               on Christmas Eve.

276
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,926
             Yeah.

277
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,462
Well, you know something,
son, I--

278
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,698
you know, sometimes I think of
this place like a, a monastery

279
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,336
       and I'm this monk.

280
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,504
      Because all I do is

281
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,873
think about you,
Dylan,

282
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,573
 and what a strong son I have,

283
00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,979
who's out there
in the world all alone,

284
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,881
        just like I was.

285
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:08,319
              Dad!
             Jack!

286
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,158
        (doorbell rings)

287
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,297
                             Hi.

288
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,800
      Are you Dylan McKay?

289
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,801
I don't know.

290
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,470
Who's asking?

291
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,104
    Well, I'm an old friend
       of your father's.

292
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,473
   He said that if I was ever
 in town, I should look you up.

293
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:32,210
           He's dead.

294
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,045
           I'm sorry.

295
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,280
             Um...

296
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,615
we've caught you
at a bad time, haven't we?

297
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:39,717
Sort of, I--

298
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,686
Yeah, I need to get out of here
right now.

299
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,121
           Well, we won't bother
                 you then, um...

300
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,756
  But would you happen to know
       of a decent motel

301
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,558
 anywhere near the bus station?

302
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:56,167
      I don't really know
  that part of town very well.

303
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,668
WOMAN:
I'm sorry.

304
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,771
You want
to use my phone?

305
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,540
     Are you sure it isn't
       too much trouble?

306
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,741
          Come on in.

307
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,010
           It's fine.

308
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,245
I'm Suzanne Steele.

309
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,547
   This is my daughter Erica.

310
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,248
Hi.

311
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,884
Uh, can I get you
anything to drink?

312
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,519
Would you like coffee,
water, soda?

313
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,821
     Coffee would be great.

314
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,223
     Uh, anything you have
         will be fine.

315
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,357
Okay.

316
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,894
There's a phone book
in the table right here.

317
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,467
Mom, I don't feel right
about being here.

318
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,435
Oh, honey, we've come this far.

319
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,204
     We can't back out now.

320
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,005
                    Listen, just
                      do exactly

321
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,441
what we talked about on the bus.

322
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,076
    We'll get through this,
           I promise.

323
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,576
                          DYLAN:
Cream or sugar?

324
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,779
                        SUZANNE:
            Uh, that'll be fine.

325
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,191
        (doorbell rings)

326
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,893
          I'll get it.

327
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:56,894
Is that the shuttle?

328
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,095
                   No, it's King
                     Kamehameha.

329
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,130
                  Of course it's
                    the shuttle.

330
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,631
            Oh, God.
Honey,
do you have the tickets?

331
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,000
          Right here.

332
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,735
                 Well, Kaanapali
            Beach, here we come.

333
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,506
         Hi, I was just
in the neighborhood.

334
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,108
     I thought I'd drop by
   and see how you're doing.

335
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,208
                  We'll be doing
                    a lot better

336
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,377
               if we can finally
             get to the airport.

337
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,179
    Oh, that's right, you're
supposed to be going to Hawaii.

338
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,247
                          And...

339
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,015
               I think our van
           has just pulled up.

340
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,917
(gasps)
                       Yep, I'll
                   get the bags.

341
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,619
Brandon,
before you do that,

342
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,621
can I just talk to you
real quick?

343
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,089
                  Sure, come on.
        Thanks.

344
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,160
                   So what's up?

345
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,864
I was hoping you could give me
some ecumenical advice.

346
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,132
                            Huh?

347
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,767
Jesse invited me to go with
his family to Midnight Mass,

348
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,001
which I'm sure
will be fascinating,

349
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,804
but the truth is,
I have never stepped foot

350
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:43,741
inside of a church,
let alone o-on Christmas Eve,

351
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,642
so I was hoping
that you could tell me

352
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,678
exactly what takes place
at a Midnight Mass

353
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,113
on Christmas Eve
in a Catholic church.

354
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,748
                   I don't know.

355
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,117
      You could call the Vatican
           hotline and ask them.

356
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,452
Oh, you're a lot of help.

357
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,854
                      I'm also a
                   Presbyterian.

358
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,256
        I've never been inside a
         Catholic church either,

359
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,192
              but I'm sure it'll
            be very interesting.

360
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,428
You don't happen
to have the number

361
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,431
for the Vatican hotline, do you?

362
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,433
         Merry Christmas, chief.

363
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,935
Happy Hanukkah.

364
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,546
                  Want some more
                   orange juice?

365
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,583
 MAN (screaming on television):
          Help! Help!

366
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,789
          Help, help!

367
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,091
             Help!

368
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,359
                      Well, we'd
                 better be going

369
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,227
           or you're never going
          to get down to Mexico.

370
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,897
Well, it's a funny thing
about Mexico--

371
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:40,931
it's been there a while,

372
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,332
it'll probably
be there tomorrow.

373
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,202
           (chuckles)

374
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,806
 You know, I can't get over how
much you look like your father.

375
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,075
 From the way you say that, you
must have known him pretty well.

376
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,943
                  Well, it was a
                  long time ago.

377
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,981
      He liked to take me
       on business trips.

378
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:57,982
I see,
sort of

379
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,651
  like a traveling companion.

380
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:01,685
                      And from a
                       sassy kid

381
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:02,987
      right off the farm,

382
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,424
  it was quite a thrill seeing
     places like Hong Kong,

383
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,326
                        Jamaica.

384
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,695
 Your father meant a lot to me.

385
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,029
Well,
I can see why.

386
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,464
       You were obviously
       well taken care of

387
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,232
      and I know he liked
   to light your cigarettes,

388
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,601
      that kind of thing.

389
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,702
Please don't be
offended by that.

390
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,937
It's just that
Jack's been dead

391
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:20,972
      for over a year now

392
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,473
         and that seems
    like an awful long time

393
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,708
          for someone
   to pay their condolences.

394
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,343
                 I wanted to get
               in touch with you

395
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,646
       the moment I heard
   about Jack's death, but...

396
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,916
the truth is... I just
   didn't know what to say...

397
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,886
                     and then it
                started to rain.

398
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,988
   I realize how distracting

399
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,223
       the pitter-patter
      of raindrops can be.

400
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,761
   If you lived on the banks
 of the Mississippi like we did

401
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,396
  and lost everything you had
          in the world

402
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,764
   in the flood like we did,

403
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,636
      I seriously doubt you'd be
    making jokes about the rain.

404
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,437
           You know,
   the only reason I bothered

405
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,506
to get in touch with you
       in the first place

406
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,042
               was I promised my
           daughter I'd take her

407
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,776
         to Disneyland
      for a couple of days

408
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,412
       to help her forget
     that she's been living

409
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,481
     in a Red Cross shelter
    for the last six months.

410
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,148
                  Thanks so much
                 for the coffee.

411
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,251
              We, uh, don't want
                  to put you out

412
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,520
                   any more than
                we already have.

413
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,389
I got a bust in the jaw
           in answer

414
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,590
 to a prayer a little bit ago.

415
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,590
                          DYLAN:
                  Let her sleep.

416
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,960
I'll get you a blanket.

417
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,374
♪ Come fly
with me. ♪

418
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,109
Ah, thank you.

419
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,545
Yes, you know you're traveling
in first class

420
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,247
when they bring you
your macadamia nuts

421
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,683
before you even take off.

422
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,484
           You know,
I could ask the flight attendant

423
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,053
to bring you a bottle of Xanax.

424
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,489
      Brandon, it's going
    to be a very long flight

425
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,056
unless you stop teasing me.

426
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,460
  I just never knew you had a
phobia about flying, that's all.

427
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,529
  I'm your brother...
   Bran, I do not have a phobia.

428
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:56,033
I just don't like taking off...
          or landing.

429
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,668
        That's a phobia.

430
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,139
                    I like this.

431
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,608
 I think your mother is finally
learning to enjoy the good life.

432
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,444
     I've always been able
    to enjoy the good life.

433
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,712
 I just never felt comfortable

434
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,682
      in the role of the Beverly
           Hills society matron.

435
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,285
Except that time that
        you came to the boutique

436
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,153
                 dressed up like
                  Zsa Zsa Gabor.

437
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,455
                        (laughs)
I don't think
I know about this.

438
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:19,590
It was Mom's
finest hour.

439
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,125
Well, what happened?

440
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,292
                Well, basically,

441
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,728
         when Brenda was working
               at that boutique,

442
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,597
            her boss was ripping
            off her commissions.

443
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,165
            BRENDA:
  <i> And treating me like dirt.</i>

444
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,900
CINDY:
         <i> So we decided</i>
    <i> to teach her a lesson.</i>

445
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,436
     I mean, it isn't you.

446
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,873
And I'm wondering
if I need<i> all</i> those blouses.

447
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,876
         I don't know,
 you just have such good taste.

448
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,343
                           Um...

449
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:41,845
why don't you just leave over
there whatever you don't want

450
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,981
and I'll have the girl
put 'em away for you?

451
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,951
    And I really don't need
         the scarves...

452
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,854
or the shoes.

453
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:50,955
           You don't?

454
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,257
       No, I don't.

455
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,894
No scarves, no shoes,
    no $100 wrinkle creams,

456
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,529
  and I really don't need you
           telling me

457
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,096
how much you love my good taste

458
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,665
or how happy
this will make me

459
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,301
     or how great I'll look
   or how much I deserve this

460
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,837
or how much I deserve that,
and most of all...

461
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,673
I really don't need you kissing
 my butt to pad your commission

462
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,642
        while you treat
     your employees badly.

463
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,580
     (Jim, Cindy and Brenda
           chuckling)

464
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,847
                    Isn't that a
great story?

465
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,282
Yep, it was so good,

466
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,385
you didn't even notice
we took off.

467
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,386
                  No way.

468
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,488
Hey, look,
I think that's our house.

469
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,990
Ha, just kidding.
Sit down.

470
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,828
 ♪ Will you keep me up late? ♪

471
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:35,766
    ♪ Will Santa deliver? ♪

472
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,570
  ♪ By the fire, we'll wait ♪

473
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:43,340
  ♪ To ward off the shivers ♪

474
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,178
   ♪ In our cozy escape... ♪

475
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,547
        Yoo-hoo.

476
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:50,981
                   Donna.

477
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,616
Face it,
there is no way out.

478
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,752
You are trapped.

479
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:56,753
                  (sighs)

480
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:57,921
             Yeah, I guess I am.

481
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,022
Merry Christmas.

482
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,793
        ♪ Are you going
     to be my Christmas? ♪

483
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,028
                     Let's go.

484
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,830
Mmm, these candies
are good.

485
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,965
Want some?

486
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,568
               You unwrapped all
            of Dylan's presents?

487
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,402
  No, just this one.

488
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,438
    I was hungry.

489
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,375
    Well, I bet there'll be lots
      of yummies at Mel's party.

490
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,246
          Are you sure you don't
           want to come with us?

491
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,948
Donna, would you give it a rest,
            already?

492
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,720
 What was your professor saying

493
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,823
about people being depressed
      during the holidays?

494
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,058
             Geez.

495
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,200
   Good idea, Ernie, a toast.

496
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,837
   To my big brother George,
    the richest man in town.

497
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,775
                          DYLAN:
                        Suzanne.

498
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,744
         Let her sleep.

499
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,921
              I feel very badly.

500
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,589
                I mean, first we
                 barge in on you

501
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,726
        and now we're sabotaging
              your travel plans.

502
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,194
Don't worry about it.
It's not a problem.

503
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,296
I'll get there eventually,

504
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,064
but tonight, I think
you guys should stay here.

505
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,066
             Oh, no, we couldn't
          put you out like that.

506
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,601
Oh, of course you could.

507
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,836
It's not a problem at all.

508
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,370
In a little while,
I'll go down the canyon

509
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:21,305
and get us some dinner.

510
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:22,439
                 N-No, Dylan....

511
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,941
Come on,
you can't come to L.A.

512
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,076
and not have
a mega-burger.

513
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,410
      Trust me.

514
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,613
                     You're very
                       generous.

515
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,682
Well, you know what they say--
like father, like son.

516
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,550
It must be kind of
a family thing.

517
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:34,585
                      (chuckles)

518
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,953
Sort of like mother,
like daughter.

519
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,789
You have got
a beautiful kid there.

520
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,691
                      Aw...

521
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,960
              I don't know where
             I'd be without her.

522
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,128
            Suzanne,
   let me ask you something,

523
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:49,567
    and I don't mean to pry,
 but what about Erica's father?

524
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,969
Did he just leave you
hanging or what?

525
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,070
   Well, you could say that.

526
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,140
    Um... he died last year.

527
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,042
I'm so sorry.

528
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,612
        Were they close?

529
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:03,914
              No.
(sighs)

530
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:07,084
That's what the world needs--
another absentee father.

531
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,919
       I got to tell you,
  I was going to slam the door

532
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,420
      right in your face,
       and I would have,

533
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:15,292
but I looked at that little girl
and something special happened.

534
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,496
      Did I say something?

535
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,966
  Jack was her father, Dylan.

536
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,500
             What?

537
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:27,605
      Jack was her father.

538
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:31,541
                        Erica is
                    your sister.

539
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:45,088
(bell dings)

540
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,757
       PILOT (over P.A.):
 We seem to be passing through
  a little rough patch, folks.

541
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,259
 So if you're not moving around
           the cabin,

542
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,927
     you might want to stay
          buckled up.

543
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,034
          Looking a little shaky
              there, Island Man?

544
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,937
I think I just ate a few
too many macadamia nuts,

545
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,605
but thank you
for your concern.

546
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:04,541
  Well, I have been reading this
        brochure from the hotel.

547
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,946
   We can take a luxury Watsu
water treatment at the spa.

548
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,881
                     But they do
                  have one rule:

549
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,649
     Guests are not allowed
      to study for finals

550
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:13,650
  while using the facilities.

551
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:15,152
                Sorry.
That's why

552
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,187
   I'm trying to get through
 this book before we get there.

553
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,188
                        Brandon,

554
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:19,757
   when exactly did you start

555
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,792
     becoming so compulsive
         about school?

556
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,460
I am not compulsive.

557
00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:26,163
   It's just, after midterms,
  I figured I had a good shot

558
00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:27,998
at getting straight As
   this semester, that's all.

559
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,533
     You sound like Andrea.

560
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,803
      What are you saying,
   I've become too studious?

561
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,838
           (laughs):
        No, not really.

562
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,873
       But you are saying
      I've changed a lot.

563
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,309
                      Brandon, I
                 think all of us

564
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,310
                  have changed a
                  lot this year.

565
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,647
All except one.

566
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,584
 Nat, why is it every Christmas

567
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:50,220
 there's always something major
      going on in my life?

568
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,323
Two years ago, I ran away
          on a bus to New Mexico

569
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:54,191
                 to try and find
                my birth mother.

570
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,592
     Turns out, she's dead.

571
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,094
           Last year,
    I break into the school

572
00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:00,564
  trying to change my grades,
     I almost get expelled.

573
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,066
Are you telling me you're in the
 same kind of hot water again?

574
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,568
           It ain't pretty, Nat.

575
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,504
   I got busted breaking into
     a professor's office.

576
00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:09,239
           Ah, Steve.

577
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:10,774
   It was a fraternity prank.

578
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,609
Come on,
    it's all part of hazing.

579
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,344
         Fortunately for me, the
      professor is gonna step up

580
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,880
 to the plate and the school's
    not gonna press charges.

581
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,915
   Oh, so what's the problem?

582
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,019
  I think one of my fraternity
      brothers set me up.

583
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,954
   So find a new fraternity.

584
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:27,223
My father was the KEG President.

585
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,659
       If I disown them,
        he'll disown me.

586
00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:32,596
            Well...

587
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,165
  you just have to come clean
         with your dad.

588
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,600
          Thanks, Nat.

589
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,034
I was hoping for something

590
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:39,936
   a little more illuminating
           from you.

591
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,539
              Ah.

592
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,207
        Merry Christmas.

593
00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:45,309
(laughing)

594
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,311
   (indistinct conversation)

595
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,284
(Christmas music playing softly)

596
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,320
Yeah, like the rest
of the year.

597
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,322
It is, it's nice, yeah.

598
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,763
We don't get to see you
very often...

599
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,067
             DAVID:
     <i> I say we just pick up</i>
      <i> where we left off.</i>

600
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,869
               Mm, no, David.

601
00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,871
               I don't think so.

602
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:16,974
Donna, let me
spend the night.

603
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,708
How often are both
your parents out of town?

604
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:20,710
                      No.

605
00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:23,413
             DAVID:
     <i> Oh, it-it's too soon.</i>

606
00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:24,748
                 I can see that.

607
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,182
              No.

608
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:29,686
    I'm not gonna do that...
         with anybody.

609
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,155
        You mean, ever?

610
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,523
              MEL:
     <i> You want some eggnog?</i>

611
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,259
  Uh... no, thanks, I'm fine.

612
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:40,363
Get real, David,
you're not fine.

613
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,567
   I can see it in your face,
     and it really hurts me

614
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:44,802
to see you like this.

615
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,337
Dad, I'm doing the best I can.

616
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:50,941
     I know you are, David,
    but it's Christmas Eve,

617
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,409
 you've got to put this custody
      business with Jackie

618
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:53,877
out of your mind.

619
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,613
Believe me, the last thing on my
 mind is your marital problems.

620
00:26:56,681 --> 00:27:00,084
  You have gotta try these pizza
        rolls, they're dee-lish.

621
00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,985
          No, thanks.
        (phone ringing)

622
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,521
It's your exchange.

623
00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:06,289
                       Great.

624
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:10,093
 Every holiday, it never fails.

625
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,129
   Hello, this is Dr. Silver.

626
00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:14,264
         Oh, Mel, look,
I'm sorry to bother you,

627
00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:16,266
       but I didn't know
       who else to call.

628
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,267
       Kel, what's wrong?

629
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,635
    I cracked my tooth open

630
00:27:18,704 --> 00:27:22,339
  eating a hard piece of candy
   and my mouth is throbbing.

631
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:23,707
             Ouch.

632
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,141
Look, I know it's Christmas Eve,

633
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,377
 but do you know of a pharmacy
         or something,

634
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,012
   I can get a prescription?

635
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,480
        Uh, yeah, sure.

636
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:34,251
   Get a pen and some paper,
 and I'll tell you what to do.

637
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,135
           Hey, Nat.

638
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,468
Hey, what are you
doing here?

639
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:53,937
I thought you were in Baja.

640
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,906
          To tell you the truth,
              Nat, I wish I was.

641
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:57,874
Yeah, well,
your loss is our gain.

642
00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:00,243
      Roll up your sleeves

643
00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:02,346
and give us a hand getting
this stuff ready for tomorrow.

644
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,013
                   I can't, Nat.

645
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,549
      Oh, come on, Dylan.

646
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:07,951
 You're always saying how much
 you want to help the homeless.

647
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,587
   I'm giving you the chance,
 and you're flaking out on me.

648
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:14,524
Listen, I already tried to help
  two lost souls today, okay?

649
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,160
And I don't know if they're
            scamming me or what,

650
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,761
            but this woman shows
              up on my doorstep,

651
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:21,064
 claims she's the mother of Jack
     McKay's long-lost daughter.

652
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,465
What?

653
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,334
        Yeah, so I told them I'd
      get them something to eat.

654
00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:25,735
         Will you fix me some of
           this stuff up, quick?

655
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:27,904
    Yeah, sure.

656
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:30,741
     Now I know what people mean
     by fruitcakes at Christmas.

657
00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:33,777
             She's hustling me--
I can feel it.

658
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:36,413
Dylan...

659
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:39,249
I don't know what's
going on with this woman,

660
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,884
      but if there's ever
     one night of the year

661
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:44,621
  that you can give a stranger
   the benefit of the doubt,

662
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:46,523
     this has gotta be it.

663
00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:48,659
    Huh?

664
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,372
        <i> Feliz Navidad.</i>

665
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,809
                         ANDREA:
                  Just a minute.

666
00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:08,411
Ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, h...

667
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,146
                Merry Christmas.

668
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:15,018
        It's too much, isn't it?

669
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,953
Uh, well...

670
00:29:17,022 --> 00:29:18,122
          It's okay, come on in.

671
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,757
Sorry. (laughs)

672
00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:21,892
        You see, Jesse,
  it's just that in synagogue,

673
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,394
    we're supposed to cover
   our heads during services.

674
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,897
We wear bonnets, too,
mostly at Easter.

675
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:31,635
                (laughs):
                I forgot.

676
00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:33,503
     What-what about the gloves?

677
00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:35,338
    What about them?

678
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,607
         Should I take them off?

679
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,910
Oh, only while
taking communion.

680
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,278
               Communion?

681
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:44,514
Oh, sure. Sure, first the priest
is gonna take your confession,

682
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,449
then you'll decide
to become a nun,

683
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:47,951
you'll move to
a Third World country...

684
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,986
          Okay, all right, okay,
             I'm being an idiot.

685
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:51,554
           (laughs):
             No...

686
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,357
No, I understand.

687
00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:55,325
You've never been
to Midnight Mass before.

688
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,194
You don't know
what to expect.
                     Exactly.

689
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:58,895
           I mean, it's not like
           I'm being prejudiced.

690
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,531
                    It's just...

691
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:03,800
               Well, there is no
          baby Jesus in Judaism.

692
00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,802
Well, as a former
altar boy...

693
00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:06,970
(laughs)

694
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,571
...my advice
is not to dwell

695
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,473
on the religious nature
of the service,
                        Mm.

696
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,010
but try to focus
on the distinct possibility

697
00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:17,915
that for one,
brief shining moment...

698
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:21,752
there actually could be peace
on Earth and goodwill to man.

699
00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,688
                  I love you.

700
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,791
    I love you, too.

701
00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:35,832
                I don't know why
              I get so wound up.

702
00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:37,768
    Oh, I do.
                      Why?

703
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,769
My whole family
is going to be there.

704
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,704
(moans softly)

705
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:44,540
(chuckles)
                I forgot.

706
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:51,314
                        Okay.

707
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,982
           That's it?

708
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,050
                        For now.

709
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,585
             In about two weeks,

710
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,954
              we'll fit you with
              a permanent crown.

711
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,623
So does this mean
I have bad teeth?

712
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:03,326
           No, it means you have
              bad eating habits.

713
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:07,831
               I sound just like
              your mom, don't I?

714
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,200
         Now she has good teeth,

715
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,802
your mom.

716
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,436
With everything that's going on,

717
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,905
for you to leave your own party
        on Christmas Eve

718
00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:17,807
has to be the nicest...
                           Kel.

719
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,677
I may have been a lousy husband,
    but I'm a very good dentist,

720
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,980
  and when all is said and done,

721
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,183
                   I'm not a bad
                  father either.

722
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,118
Mel, I really tried to talk her

723
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:30,153
  out of bringing this lawsuit
   against you, I did, but...

724
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,321
                          Shh...

725
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,089
It's okay.

726
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,757
           I'm not angry at you.

727
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:37,727
              I'm not even angry
                 at her anymore.

728
00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:40,496
              I save my contempt
               for her lawyer...

729
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,365
                     and for me.

730
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:45,368
                 Kel, if I could
             turn back the clock

731
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,737
                 and start over,
                        I would,

732
00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:51,341
         but I can't, and she'll
        never forgive me for it.

733
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:56,746
     She even got a new dentist.

734
00:31:56,815 --> 00:32:00,450
           (laughs):
I do miss you, Mel.

735
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,021
Ow, not too tight. Ow.
                         Oh.

736
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,624
Be careful.

737
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,729
Oh, honey, did you
want a blanket?

738
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,297
                No, thanks.

739
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,634
I think I'm gonna stay up
and watch the movie.

740
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,736
              Well, wake me when
                   we get there.

741
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:23,340
                Dad, do you want
                   a cappuccino?

742
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:24,741
      Uh, no, thanks, hon.

743
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:25,908
Brandon?

744
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,278
 Uh, I'll take an Irish coffee,
            please.

745
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,446
    That, you're gonna have
        to get yourself.

746
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:32,815
Okay, I'll have a cappuccino.

747
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:34,384
        (clicks tongue):
             Okay.

748
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,086
       PILOT (over P.A.):
     Ladies and gentlemen,
         (bell dinging)

749
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,621
     this is going to sound
    a lot worse than it is,

750
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:41,124
 but the computer that controls
        our landing gear

751
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,592
      has gone down on us,

752
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:45,261
 and while we believe that our
equipment is still operational,

753
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:48,431
   to insure your safety, and
for the safety of the aircraft,

754
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,101
   we have made the decision
   to return to Los Angeles.

755
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:54,071
We're sorry
     for the inconvenience
     (passengers murmuring)

756
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,406
     to your travel plans,
    but please rest assured

757
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,275
     we have the situation
         under control.

758
00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:01,077
    If they have everything
         under control,

759
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,079
how come we're going back to LA?

760
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:15,992
How's your mouth?

761
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,194
                  Oh, it's okay.
             It's a little sore.

762
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,896
                 Did Mel make it
              back to the party?

763
00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:23,033
He sure did, and he said<i> you</i>
were an excellent patient.

764
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,568
Why didn't you and David stay?

765
00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:28,204
Well, David's still
back at the condo.

766
00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:30,139
              What happened? Did
          you guys have a fight?

767
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,575
No, no. It's
nothing like that.

768
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:36,312
 He just needed some one-on-one
     time with his father,

769
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:38,615
and I understand what
he's going through,

770
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,083
but he did say
he would meet us

771
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,252
at the Peach Pit tomorrow.

772
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,688
So, let's open
our presents.

773
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,623
           Okay?
                           Okay.

774
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,925
      Merry Christmas, Donna.

775
00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:51,061
Merry Christmas, Kel.

776
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,632
May I have your attention,
            please.

777
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,835
        We're releasing
   the remainder of our fuel

778
00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:00,203
over the ocean, in case we have

779
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,438
            to make
   a landing without wheels.

780
00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:03,640
   This is normal procedure.

781
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,841
  Our flight crew will review

782
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:08,377
   the evacuation procedures
     should the need arise.

783
00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:16,920
                      Mom?

784
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,621
  Hi, honey.

785
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,622
              I fell asleep.

786
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:20,623
 Mm-hmm.

787
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,125
   You were tired.

788
00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,260
              What time is it?

789
00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:25,595
It's late. Why
don't you just...

790
00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:26,996
Did you tell
               Dylan about us?

791
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:31,267
Oh, no, Erica. Erica...

792
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:34,637
Dylan.

793
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,139
This is for you.

794
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:41,278
          Let me wipe the grease
              off my hands.

795
00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:45,482
It would've been better,

796
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,751
but I made it while
we were on the bus.

797
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:51,154
            Well, I'll take that
            into consideration.

798
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:52,622
I hope you like it.

799
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,960
Do you like it?

800
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:05,668
       ♪ Sweetly singing
       o'er the plains ♪

801
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:13,243
  ♪ And the mountains in reply
 echo back the joyous strains ♪

802
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:20,250
     ♪ Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ria ♪

803
00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:23,787
♪ In excelsis deo ♪

804
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:30,460
     ♪ Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ria ♪

805
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:35,598
      ♪ In excelsis deo ♪

806
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:39,135
♪ Angels we have heard on high ♪

807
00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:42,471
       ♪ Sweetly singing
       o'er the plains ♪

808
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:49,278
  ♪ And the mountains in reply
echo back their joyous strains ♪

809
00:35:49,347 --> 00:35:55,952
     ♪ Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ria ♪

810
00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:59,622
     ♪ In excelsis deo... ♪

811
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:06,229
             WOMAN:
        ♪ Allelujah... ♪

812
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,765
          If it's any
       solace to you all,

813
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,700
     I've been through this
     kind of thing before,

814
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,869
    and chances are we just
have a burned-out bulb

815
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:16,573
  on our panel and everything
       is indeed normal.

816
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:18,040
     He keeps saying that.

817
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:19,509
     Then it must be true.

818
00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:20,610
                          Yeah--
                    everything's

819
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,779
   normal, except our landing
        gear is jammed.

820
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,714
        I don't buy it.

821
00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:26,549
        What? You think
       they're faking it?

822
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:30,586
  No. It's just I'm not ready
   to check out of here yet.

823
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:35,191
                 We're gonna get
                   through this.

824
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,859
      We're hanging, Mom.

825
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,262
I am really scared now.

826
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:40,797
                 Hold on, honey.

827
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,132
      Think good thoughts.

828
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,934
             Only good thoughts.

829
00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:51,941
 ♪ ...In your arms, I am home ♪

830
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:54,544
        ♪ Allelujah... ♪

831
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:58,615
I bet they have emergency
crews lining the tarmac.

832
00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:01,250
                  Brandon, think
            good thoughts, okay?

833
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:08,057
         ♪ Allelujah ♪

834
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:13,930
   ♪ Your love's all I need ♪

835
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,465
         ♪ To cast... ♪

836
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:18,468
    Hold on.

837
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,236
            Oh, God.

838
00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:24,207
     ♪ My spirit free... ♪

839
00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:31,114
      ♪ And if I ever have
to let you go ♪

840
00:37:31,183 --> 00:37:38,655
       ♪ I will find you
 on the other side of love... ♪

841
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:42,225
      (plane touches down)

842
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:43,759
  We're on the ground, folks.

843
00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,094
     Welcome to Los Angeles.
All right!

844
00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:46,462
    We made it.

845
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:49,432
                        Oh, Jim.

846
00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:51,434
Piece of cake.

847
00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:02,845
  Oh! Let's see what we've got
     in the bag of goodies.

848
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,080
      ♪ Boughs of holly ♪

849
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:08,384
       ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
         la-la-la-la ♪

850
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:12,721
      ♪ 'Tis the season ♪

851
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:13,723
          Bye.

852
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,891
        ♪ To be jolly ♪

853
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,727
       ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪

854
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,229
Ho, ho, oh, a Raggedy Ann doll.

855
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,897
                You must've been
            very good this year.

856
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,367
                    Here you go.

857
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:25,368
          Nat, where'd

858
00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:26,369
               you get this guy?

859
00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:28,604
        The North Pole.

860
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,573
Are you guys ready
for some caroling?

861
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:34,510
            Fa, la...
I'm going.

862
00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:36,813
    In temple, it is
    nothing like that.

863
00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:39,783
              David, you've been
       ignoring her all morning.

864
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,785
Yeah, well, in case
you haven't noticed,

865
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:43,453
I've been serving
meals all morning.

866
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,789
                    You be nice.

867
00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,257
Look, I'm doing the
best I can, all right?

868
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,258
                      All right.

869
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:52,462
You know what
else I loved?

870
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,597
Most of the mass
was done in Spanish,

871
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,266
but, at one point, the priest
started speaking in Latin.

872
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,934
Do they do that
in your church?

873
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,135
          I think so.

874
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:01,404
After hearing
Latin spoken,

875
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:04,207
    I don't know how it ever
    became a dead language.

876
00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:07,844
      Donna, are you okay?

877
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:10,713
     Doing the best I can.

878
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:15,818
             SANTA:
Oh, here you go.

879
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,086
        Merry Christmas.

880
00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:19,088
 Merry Christmas, I say, I say.

881
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,224
            Stevie!
Brando!

882
00:39:21,293 --> 00:39:23,058
         Oh, and Brenda
      and Cindy, and Jim.

883
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:24,894
We come as a matched
set, you know.

884
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,763
      Hey, what'd you guys
      do, miss your plane?

885
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:27,763
                         BRENDA;
                         I wish.

886
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,567
       No, the plane had
        engine trouble,

887
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:33,236
     so it had to turn back
     and we landed in L.A.

888
00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:34,771
             And rather than get
on another plane,

889
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,406
             we decided to spend
      Christmas on the Mainland.

890
00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:38,674
           Oh. Well.

891
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,543
      You're just in time
          for singing.

892
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,578
                       Oh, yeah.
        We should've
      rented a canoe.

893
00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:44,147
NAT:
Oh, come on, Brando.

894
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,782
  You got a good set of pipes.
            Join us.

895
00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:48,785
          Hi, Andrea.

896
00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,453
          How are you?
              Good. How are you?

897
00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:51,487
                             Hi!
            Hi, Don.

898
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,790
                Hmm.
Hey.

899
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,091
                         Hi.
All right,
everyone.

900
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,126
    If you can sing, if you
    can remember the words!

901
00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:59,328
       (pitch pipe blows)

902
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:04,600
Sweetie, if we're gonna get
to Disneyland, we've gotta go.

903
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:06,903
     I can't believe Dylan would
  leave without saying good-bye.

904
00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,805
    Well, he probably wanted
     to get an early start.

905
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:10,306
   It's a long way to Mexico.

906
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:14,143
   You should've wrote to him
  and told him we were coming.

907
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,678
I probably
should have,

908
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,313
          but at least
we got to meet him.

909
00:40:17,381 --> 00:40:20,517
Honey, we
can't stay here.

910
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:21,884
        Yeah, let's go.

911
00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:27,690
    Hey, look out! Make way!
     Christmas Tree Express

912
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:28,958
      is coming through--
         express train.

913
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,626
    (imitates train whistle)

914
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,930
 Oh, would you look at the size
        of that monster?

915
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,299
   Is it big enough for you?

916
00:40:36,368 --> 00:40:37,734
You like that?  I tell you what.

917
00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,268
 I got a car full of presents.

918
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:40,570
         I got lights,
       I got decorations.

919
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:43,773
I got flashing candy canes,
and, for the grand finale,

920
00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:45,975
I got three tickets
         to Disneyland.

921
00:40:49,181 --> 00:40:50,946
       I didn't think I was ever
            gonna see you again.

922
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:52,181
     Are you kidding?

923
00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:54,117
I've never had a sister before.

924
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:08,464
                David, you're
             missing everything.

925
00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:10,934
I just want to finish up.
              Okay, let me help.

926
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:13,002
Donna, Donna, just go back
with the others, all right?

927
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,605
    I'll be done
in a couple of minutes.

928
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:16,939
                   What's wrong?

929
00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:18,407
            Nothing.

930
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,608
   David, don't shut me out.

931
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,411
You can talk to me.

932
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,280
            (sighs)

933
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:25,815
           I can't...

934
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,383
        You can't what?

935
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:32,388
Donna, I can't go on
like this, all right?

936
00:41:32,456 --> 00:41:34,356
       Donna, I love you.

937
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:37,760
  You know what? I don't even
want to discuss this right now.

938
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:38,928
      It's your birthday.

939
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,297
It's Christmas.
Let's just go out and...

940
00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:43,499
                     No.

941
00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:45,768
            What are you saying?

942
00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:50,973
 It's our relationship.

943
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:53,676
   It's just not working
      for me anymore.

944
00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:57,346
    Especially the sex part.
           I'm sorry.

945
00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:58,581
I wanted to wait
until after...

946
00:41:58,649 --> 00:41:59,615
     Just get away from me.

947
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:00,649
     Donna.
                 Please!


